Why? why do people send you messages of concern when they don;t give goddamn shit? Why do people think they know you? they don't know. they don;t know. They are "concerned" what they fuck.
anyway, a party haooened. most peopell don;t even know what happened. fucking bullshit. no one can even give a good fucking shit about anything. we all are such dicks to everyone. fuck it all. game over. self0
I would like somepmne to share my life with.
recently, I have been reading the personals. it's a persoanl pleayre to see what people want out of other people. a joke.people suck.
I want an I saw u. i awnt an attention. I want osmeone to call me before ic all them. FUCK THAT. when you leave people must try to move on. what appns when you get back? Not sure yet. will shit hit the fan? not sure yet. fuck it all.
GAME OVER PEOPLE SUCK. FUCK IT ALL.
WHISKEY 0 CAPTIAN MORGAN PIRATE'S BAY MANGO 4 BEERS a lot COrnDOGS many in 24 hours.
Friday, December 5, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Old Chunk of Coal
I'm just an old chunk of coal. but i''m gonna be a diamond someday. shine blue, pure, perfect.
CORNDOG 1 WHISKEY 0 BEERS 7-8
CORNDOG 1 WHISKEY 0 BEERS 7-8
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Humans
what are we? what do we mean when we say things? is there an underlyng motive? Fruend once said everything is sex and agession. I disagree, ass. Everything is BOOZE sex nd agression. we all revolve around a small circle of nothingness until we realize that we are all the same. all the same all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. al the same. all the same all the same all the same. all the same. all the same. allt he same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same. all the same.
we all want the same, whether we know it or not and to not want is to be abnormal. abnormalities are shunned in today;s societies. have you ever wanted to be autistic? have you ever wanted to be the kid with brain cancer?
on a less srrous note: one california tempura, 3 beers, 6 vodkas. it'll do it. it will do it. game automatically over. Then put making a speech and smoking three cigarettes on that! loss of game. game fucking over.
Why is sleep so so good? why is sleep the best thing ever? because no one is there to let you down. you live on your own sleep scedule. and live by it and make it happen. we sleep to avopid. avoidance is necessary for good. good is necessary for life. life is necessary, for you get the fucking picture. painted so well painted with strains of fear and anxiety and death and the shortcomings of our lives.
today my mood is bland but i still love the goddamn jonas brothers. they are fucking BRITHERS. Imagine that, a brothers' band making jams for the queen of goddamn england.what a shtishow. what a lie.fuck the jonas brothers.
on this rant i will include fucking people who don't give a shit. fuck you, too. you lousy, sons of assdick. that;s right. fucking assdick. it's a dick and an ass combined and comboned. comBONEd. suck it. assdick. imagine an ass with a dick right in the middle saying you fucking suck yo have o life you ight as well duck me. well, that;'s it.
hot dogs are expensive. 4 dollars for a pair of tits and a hotfdog. minus the tits. jus tht hotdog with sourkraut. fuck yes.
I got stews number. what a badass. fuck...
CORNDOGS 2 WHISKEY 0 VODKA 6-7 BEER 3 CALIFORNIA TEMPURA 1 (8 slices)
so fuck it.
we all want the same, whether we know it or not and to not want is to be abnormal. abnormalities are shunned in today;s societies. have you ever wanted to be autistic? have you ever wanted to be the kid with brain cancer?
on a less srrous note: one california tempura, 3 beers, 6 vodkas. it'll do it. it will do it. game automatically over. Then put making a speech and smoking three cigarettes on that! loss of game. game fucking over.
Why is sleep so so good? why is sleep the best thing ever? because no one is there to let you down. you live on your own sleep scedule. and live by it and make it happen. we sleep to avopid. avoidance is necessary for good. good is necessary for life. life is necessary, for you get the fucking picture. painted so well painted with strains of fear and anxiety and death and the shortcomings of our lives.
today my mood is bland but i still love the goddamn jonas brothers. they are fucking BRITHERS. Imagine that, a brothers' band making jams for the queen of goddamn england.what a shtishow. what a lie.fuck the jonas brothers.
on this rant i will include fucking people who don't give a shit. fuck you, too. you lousy, sons of assdick. that;s right. fucking assdick. it's a dick and an ass combined and comboned. comBONEd. suck it. assdick. imagine an ass with a dick right in the middle saying you fucking suck yo have o life you ight as well duck me. well, that;'s it.
hot dogs are expensive. 4 dollars for a pair of tits and a hotfdog. minus the tits. jus tht hotdog with sourkraut. fuck yes.
I got stews number. what a badass. fuck...
CORNDOGS 2 WHISKEY 0 VODKA 6-7 BEER 3 CALIFORNIA TEMPURA 1 (8 slices)
so fuck it.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
later on....
you live a life. you think you are doing something. you're got it all wrong. it's all a joke. it's alla isunderstanding and people take parts away from you. don;t forget yourslf, dude/ don;t forget who you came from, not into. you lousy. you ass. fuck it.
i'm sleeping on the couch again tonight because chris put goldfish all in my bed and it feels comfortable. i'm here by myself tonight. everyone is awy.
i traded $3 for a gangster hat. the guys said he was going to buy weed with it. an accomplishment.
Blogs suck. we wrtie in them for what? to make friends content? fukkkkk i can;t even do anyyything right now... fuck... se you all when i'm not as like.
i'm sleeping on the couch again tonight because chris put goldfish all in my bed and it feels comfortable. i'm here by myself tonight. everyone is awy.
i traded $3 for a gangster hat. the guys said he was going to buy weed with it. an accomplishment.
Blogs suck. we wrtie in them for what? to make friends content? fukkkkk i can;t even do anyyything right now... fuck... se you all when i'm not as like.
Another fucking dayyy
Well, Renoir. French pronunciation. please. Voodoo (that's a oiunatin doo and voodka.) fuck.
another night where we just drink after listening to the jams. the jams as provided by Deerhunter. Deerhunter is good. Deerhunter is fucking. fucking life choices.
I make life choices. you do too. Listen up... we all do things that effect others. others are like us in the fact that they are others and humans and we are soft. soft is a joke. what is soft? touch? desire?
psychexual.- sexual and psychic.
I want to get fucking fropical on this biotch. Tropicality is overrated. I want it. I want tommy bahama and banasa er day. i need a fucking real job.
CORN DOG COUNT TODAY 4!
another night where we just drink after listening to the jams. the jams as provided by Deerhunter. Deerhunter is good. Deerhunter is fucking. fucking life choices.
I make life choices. you do too. Listen up... we all do things that effect others. others are like us in the fact that they are others and humans and we are soft. soft is a joke. what is soft? touch? desire?
psychexual.- sexual and psychic.
I want to get fucking fropical on this biotch. Tropicality is overrated. I want it. I want tommy bahama and banasa er day. i need a fucking real job.
CORN DOG COUNT TODAY 4!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
A night in volunteer park.
Well, it began as usual. joose and PBR. a fucking tits. I tried. I really did. game over. well. I really like beer nd alcohol. i really do.
eric and arabella are probably fuckiking. what else is new. pasta is here. pasta is a jid outta san jose. he;s a good man. he rides bikes and he;s a good time. He has 2 velocities on his bike, a pasta.
well, I lived my life. I traded three chesse for 16 batteries (aa) of course. best trade of my life. after i gave a guy two hamburgers, he called me gay. I suck. well, that;s what you get for trying to hug someone.
I have tight pants on. I suck so much ass. I try to be all col and nice.
the moustache sucks. i wish i had a life to live.
no expetations of anything gives you a perpecive of want and of making yourself a good kid. i love mysef and i love everyone who ovoes me. I want to be with gloria. she doesn;t wanna be with me. fuck san diego. fuck SD!!!! I suck. Fuck it- gameover.
eric and arabella are probably fuckiking. what else is new. pasta is here. pasta is a jid outta san jose. he;s a good man. he rides bikes and he;s a good time. He has 2 velocities on his bike, a pasta.
well, I lived my life. I traded three chesse for 16 batteries (aa) of course. best trade of my life. after i gave a guy two hamburgers, he called me gay. I suck. well, that;s what you get for trying to hug someone.
I have tight pants on. I suck so much ass. I try to be all col and nice.
the moustache sucks. i wish i had a life to live.
no expetations of anything gives you a perpecive of want and of making yourself a good kid. i love mysef and i love everyone who ovoes me. I want to be with gloria. she doesn;t wanna be with me. fuck san diego. fuck SD!!!! I suck. Fuck it- gameover.
Purpose and Mission Statement
The purpose of this blog to to track the drunken rants of a dildo. By dildo, I mean myself. This blog will continue as long as I continue to get drunk and simultaneously have access to a computer. This blog is for the viewing pleasures of the people in general who know how much of an ass I am. Therefore, since I am an ass, please read at your own discretion. This blog is jest and is to be taken as such.
In conclusion, the mission statement of this blog to not take life too seriously, to live somewhat in the moment, and to post regrettable things onto the internet shamelessly. I hope you enjoy.
-Will
In conclusion, the mission statement of this blog to not take life too seriously, to live somewhat in the moment, and to post regrettable things onto the internet shamelessly. I hope you enjoy.
-Will
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